I haven’t had a full-blown, phlegm-spewing, throat-scouring cold in over eight months, so I was overdue for an invasion. My immune system is strained, but holding up valiantly against the Virus Horde. Unfortunately the Horde is now entrenched in my sinuses. They force me to use up all the Puffs in the house, and they make the milk in my cereal to taste funny. My special forces (a.k.a., multi-vitamins and green tea) will soon rout the buggers, though.
It’s only a matter of time. Bwa-hahahaha– <cough, sneeze>